comedycentral:

Revenge is a dish best served in a dry-cleaning bag on tonight’s new Review.

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jotunheimrs:

this is possibly the most important photo i have ever taken in my life

jotunheimrs:

this is possibly the most important photo i have ever taken in my life

(via gallouvich)


louis-tops-harry-bottoms-the-end:

fufflic:

tyleroakley:

WHAT

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I HEAR ABOUT IT??????

THE END IS COMING

That is definitely some new news

louis-tops-harry-bottoms-the-end:

fufflic:

tyleroakley:

WHAT

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I HEAR ABOUT IT??????

THE END IS COMING

That is definitely some new news

(via oswinandargent)



funnyordie:

8 Upcoming Malcolm Gladwell Titles
More proof that Malcolm Gladwell can make literally anything sound important.

funnyordie:

8 Upcoming Malcolm Gladwell Titles

More proof that Malcolm Gladwell can make literally anything sound important.


atmidnightcc:

Ready to have us regurgitate the internet for you like a loving mother bird? New @midnights start again tonight!

atmidnightcc:

Ready to have us regurgitate the internet for you like a loving mother bird? New @midnights start again tonight!

(via comedycentral)


This is hilarious

"While Paris Hilton was in jail for her violating probation on a DUI in June 2007, news that she had been stabbed spread all over Twitter like herpes on her vagina. A man named Mike Burke was annoyed that Hilton had made front page news with her usual drama and created a fake CNN story. According to the release, Hilton had been stabbed by a fellow inmate after she had been verbally assaulted by the heiress. The weapon, according to the source, was a shank made from a sharpened metal ruler.

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-top-8-celebrities-killed-by-the-internet/ivana-wynn?format=SLIDESHOW&page=10&action=lastpage 


comedycentral:

"Just wedge one in there, maybe after the ‘e’: T-E-I-M, like Keith." -Stephen Colbert

(via comedycentral)